In case you forgot, yesterday was April Fool’s day. If you thought that a company called Heckler’s Alley wasn’t going to try to heckle the world with an April Fool’s joke, then you are taking bike polo too seriously. Fixcraft owner Sean Ingram had this to say about the prank, “Fixcraft is not amused…” Despite it all, you can read the official April Fool’s prank press release here:
We are sad to announce that Heckler’s Alley is going out of business. Those dumb-dumbs thought they could make a living off of bike polo, and like many before them, they failed. You can read the official press release below:
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I’ve said it enough times (both as a way of being self-aware, and also as a way of being self-deprecating), but I’m a much better talker than I am a…uh…walker, I guess? Though we’re on bikes so I don’t know if that works, really. Also, it makes me sound like a zombie. Okay, hold on.
I’m much better at discussing the game than I am playing it. Is that clearer for everyone? Good, good.
But I’m not the worst player, either. I like to think that I can at least hold my own if need be against a fair amount of players. Not the best, of course—and maybe not even the very good or good, but the middle pack folks. I’d have a good show of it.
And that’s fine by me. Point in fact, I think it’s great.
Point in fact I’ve always been a middle-grade player in any sport I’ve taken part in. When I wrestled (which is a horrible thing nobody should ever let their children or nieces/nephews do), I was…well now that I think of it, I was straight up horrible at that.
When I played lacrosse I was alright. I was on the JV squad and managed to not totally ruin everything I did, but I didn’t do particularly great things, either.
When I boxed around a bit, I managed to scare the people I boxed against, but if someone who really knew what they were doing stepped into the ring, I was pretty much just hoping to get my gloves up fast enough. I had one hell of a left hook, though. Man o’ day, I wonder where that went. Continue Reading…
This announcement was posted by Alias Tagami, the new head of Public Relations for the North American Hardcourt Bike Polo Association (NAH). The announcement references information that we shared with you at the end of last year. So find that information here: Help the NAH Expand Bike Polo Infrastructure. Read their latest announcement below:
While providing support to Pittsburgh Bike Polo’s effort to get a court built, a question came up about what a club would want to ask for if they had the chance. Here’s an example picture NAH provided so that they could pass it on to their developer.
Just as a reminder, the NAH is collecting as much information as we can about individual clubs’ efforts in building courts. Send your success and challenge stories to us (email@example.com).
Share pictures of your court on their Facebook post!
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I don’t money shame, nor do I have any money shame: I’m a pretty broke guy. I’m doing a lot better than most others out there, to be sure, but speaking generally I don’t have very much to spend on things that tickle my fancy or for a night out on the town. My money is basically spent before I make it, to put it in the clearest terms.
And that’s part of the reason that bike polo was so attractive to me when I started it years ago. I spent something like 100 bucks on my first bike (a specialized Hardrock frame, parts from everywhere), and maybe 30 bucks on all the other equipment I used (a helmet, eventually, gloves, and a free mallet from the Godfather of my club, Kyle).
And I was off running.