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Professional Hardcourt Bike Polo is amazing—and I couldn’t care less about it.

August 19, 2015

Post by Crusher–direct your hatred there.

Professional Hardcourt Bike Polo (or PHBP for short) is, to put it in the clearest terms possible, fantastic. It shows the athleticism possible in bike polo with some of the greatest players in the world. It’s shot in such a fantastic, engaging way, and it’s aimed at bike polo players and—AND—possible fans alike. No doubt there are hundreds of hours, thousands of dollars, and dozens of people involved in the concept, production, and completion of the videos so many of us are watching and drooling over.

If, two years ago, you told me about something like PHBP, I’d laugh at you & then at me & then go back to typing away about how to best cup a ball in a mallet. It’d be a joke—but Sean over at Fixcraft was already scheming and dreaming of it, and he accomplished it. Let’s not mince words: Sean saw what he wanted to do and made it happen, as he so often does. It was an enormous risk and if popular opinion and some whispers of larger cable TV involvement are to be trusted, it very well may pay off.

And even knowing all of this, I can’t be brought to care.

I watched the first video and maybe 3/4ths of the second, and then kinda stopped caring. Continue Reading…


Official NAH 2015 Ruleset, Tournament Format

April 14, 2015

It’s been a huge week for news from the North American Hardcourt Bike Polo Association. First, on Monday they gave us a preview of the proposed 2015 NAH Tournament ruleset. Second, on Tuesday they announced that the regional reps approved the proposed ruleset, including the new Crease and Obstruction rules. And if that isn’t enough for one week, after some minor editing, they released the OFFICIAL 2015 North American Hardcourt Bike Polo ruleset. On top of that, they also released an updated Appendix A with tournament and game formatting information. They also released the brand new Appendix C that features Squad format specific rules.

We thank the NAH (mostly John and Joe, I assume) for their countless hours of work. Those two are doing so much for this sport and it’s hard to show the gratitude I feel for all of their efforts. Thank you both!


The Proposed 2015 NAH Ruleset

April 13, 2015
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Here it is, in all it’s glory. The proposed ruleset for the 2015 North American Hardcourt Bike Polo Association’s qualifying season (find it HERE). In this new version, 4.5 to be exact, you will find instructions on how to draw a crease, as well as, the rules that go along with the new crease. On top of that, you will find the official wording for the new Obstruction (off ball screening) rule. Don’t forget to also watch the GIFs released by the NAH to help fully understand what is and isn’t legal under the new Obstruction rule.

I know I’m just one person, but I’m really excited for the introduction of these two new rules. I think they make for a cleaner, more exciting game, that leads to true skill being favored over brute force and unskillful play. The NAH truly knows what they are doing, and they only want what is best for the qualifying tournaments, so learn it and adapt!


Heckler’s Alley Heckling You All

April 1, 2015

In case you forgot, yesterday was April Fool’s day. If you thought that a company called Heckler’s Alley wasn’t going to try to heckle the world with an April Fool’s joke, then you are taking bike polo too seriously. Fixcraft owner Sean Ingram had this to say about the prank, “Fixcraft is not amused…” Despite it all, you can read the official April Fool’s prank press release here:

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