I guess for my last post before moving to 321 I’ll share the highlights–the top of the top–the most viewed posts of the past years. It’s easy to do, for one, and it’s fun!
Coming in at number 5, with 1,734 views:
She’s Polo Hot: where I discuss how dumb that phrase (and the patriarchy behind it) are.
At number 4 with 2081 views:
What Will Kill Bike Polo – wherein I try to scare readers by sharing a picture of a skull.
At number 3 with 2,569 views:
In Memory of Caleb – where I remember a very good man.
In the number 2 spot, with 3,837 views:
Taylor Swift Nude: Horse wanted to wish me a happy birthday, but wanted to make sure people actually looked at the post. It worked. Also sorry to all those people who saw my face instead of her. But that will teach you. (WHAT REALLY SCARES ME IS HOW LONG PEOPLE STAYED ON THE PAGE. I MEAN REALLY. I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT.)
And in the number one spot ever for the history of the blog–with 5,716 views:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HORSE! Where I discovered that the phrase “happy birthday horse” is searched for on the regular all day forever, apparently.
There are plenty that didn’t make the cut, and I encourage you to explore around a bit before Sunday’s shutdown. HOWEVER–all content will be moved over to 321, so you needn’t worry if you missed a post from 2012 or something. They’ll all be there, like a pack of roaches waiting for the lights to go out.