Culture, Product

2015 Bike Polo Calendar

December 29, 2014
bike polo calendar

Last summer the slaydies of The Trixies hardcourt bike polo team put together this bike polo player calendar with funds going to promote the expansion of women in bike polo. The extras were picked up by Heckler’s Alley so that players world wide could pick up one of these amazing bike polo calendars. So with 2015 only a few days away, follow this link HERE to pick one up!

Product

Attaquer Carbon Bike Polo Shaft

December 28, 2014
attaquer carbon mallet shaft

Last week we showed you some images of a brand new carbon fiber hardcourt bike polo shaft coming out of Taiwan and now the Attaquer is available to the public! To pick one up, head over to the Attaquer Facebook Page and shoot them a message. You can also contact Attaquer via email using attaquerpolo@gmail.com. Pick some up, I’d love to see how these things hold up on the court.

Other than Polo

Silent Fight

December 23, 2014

Silent fight, nobody’s right
The ref is a joke, His face I will poke
My mallet was not even in that guy’s face
My foot never went down, you ignorant waste

I’m going to play how I waa-aaaant
I’ll play how-ev-er I waaaant

Silent fight, fists ball tight,
I won’t say a word, but I never heard
the whistle blaring into my ear,
You must be crazy, I wasn’t even near

I’m going to play how I waa-aaaant
I’ll play how-ev-er I waaaant

I know I’m right, Sleep fine tonight
Your tourney is dry? Go ahead and try
I’ll drink like a fish and beat you this game
Call you a name and then wheel dick a-gain

I’m going to play how I waa-aaaant
I’ll play how-ev-er I waaaant

Other than Polo

The 12 days of Polomas

December 22, 2014

On the first day of Polomas my team-mate gave to me:

A NAH ball he stole from me.

 

One the second day of Polomas my team-mate gave me:

Two wheel covers

And a NAH ball he stole from meeeeee.

 

One the third day of Polomas my team-mate gave to me:

Three PBRs

Two wheel covers

And a NAH ball he stole from meeeee!

 

On the forth day of Polomas my team-mate gave to me:

Four ref whistles

Three PBRs

Two wheel covers

And a NAH ball he stole from meeeeee.

 

On the fifth day of Polomas my team-mate gave to me:

FIIIIIVEEE USELESS RULLLESSSSS

Four ref whistles

Three PBRs

Two wheel covers

And a NAH ball he stole from meeeeee. Continue Reading…